Brown and de Luca 6

A Short Novel

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Hey, I’m Rachel de Luca, bona fide self-help guru with a potty mouth and an attitude.

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I also have the hottest detective in the universe attached to my proverbial–and, okay, wider than I’d like–hip. I got his 2 nephews with the package and I couldn’t love Jeremy and Josh more if I was their mother, which I’m way too young to be. 

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That’s a lie, Rache. They’re twelve and eighteen. You’re thirty–

 

Don’t interrupt, Inner BItch, I’m on a roll.

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I also have my amazing bulldog, Myrtle. I understand her. She’s blind like I used to be.

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And I got a little something extra with my cornea transplant but don’t you dare call me psychic.

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Now, one of Josh’s sixth-going-into-seventh-grade pals has been kidnapped. What a time for my antennae to be out of whack!

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Even worse, a big celebrity psychic shows up to help the cops find the missing kid. In my town.

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Yeah. No.

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So there’s all that. But I’m out of room, so…just get the book, and I’ll tell you the rest.